Professional Independent Insurance Agents of Illinois
Agency Radio Ad Script

Automation

Annoying voice of automated response system for receiving incoming calls:

Response to our automated phone system has been overwhelming. Please dial your party's extension by entering the first three letters of their last name followed by the last initial of their first name, If unknown, hold for further options. If your call concerns an error in billing, please press one. To reach our customer complaint department, press two, three, four, five or six. If your claim occurred over three weeks ago and you haven't been contacted, press seven, this could be your lucky day. If you haven't received a policy and are unhappy pretending you have insurance because you're behind the eight ball, press eight. If you're about to explode, please press nine followed by one, one. We value your business and don't want to lose you!

Soothing voice:

Tired of having no one to turn to when this happens? For real customer service, call your local, professional, independent insurance agent at [agency name and phone number]. With several companies to choose from, you'll also get the best coverage. And, you may be surprised to find who really has the lowest price.